Filed under: Life....I wonder..., Media Manipulation, Uncategorized | Tags: current music, envogue, moment of silence, music, music is dead, music sucks, music videos, xscape
Yes, I asked you to please take a moment of silence for my dear friend. In my feeble mind I believed that while my friend was ill, as good as dead some would say, they would undoubtedly pull through. That they would regain thier failing health and make a vibrant and triumphant return to the land of the living. But alas, not even the sheer will to fight, or tenacity or the prayers of loved ones could keep her alive. My good friend the music industry has lost her vibrant lifeforce and now sits rotting in the afterworld that is mediocrity and ineptitude.
I am over the mainstream. Not in some hip hop is dead, the kids aren’t alright, Miley Cyrus makes me upchuck type of way but in a damn this shit really don’t move me anymore type of way. It has become apparent the game is so starved for something fresh, something new, something organically soul shatteringly dope that they smother the goodness out of anything that shows any sign of promise no matter how miniscule, ahem Drake. They covet and overexpose pre-greatness before it has a chance to rightfully blossom. Those roses that do happen to grow in the concrete are plucked in all thier nubile glory and promptly glazed in plastic, preserving the beauty they have now all the while killing the beauty that was still yet to come. It seemed like back in the day an artist had to grind, prove themselves before they got the shine and adoration that these new artists get within a months time, and then keep that stuff that got them there coming and they brought it with a hunger and passion and soul that was remarkable, nothing short of divine. The average career span back in the day was like a decade or so, at least a good 5, 6, 7 year run.Hell artists like Teena Marie are still gettin in in and making quality music to this day, but these new cats? Washed up by thier sophmore album, third if they’re lucky.
I stopped listening to my radio a long time ago and just the other day while watching videos it hit me, music is not ruled by creative genius anymore. It’s ruled by what’s hot at the moment, what dude or homegirl already did but tweaked a little bit to the left or right. I know there’s been whispers and shouts about , this dumbing down of music, this death of true artistry, for a hot minute, but it’s only now just really really hit me, like a sucker punch to the left eye. Perhaps it’s the half-bladie craze sweeping the ladies of the industry or the fact that songs are now sampling songs that came out less than a year ago that you can still hear on the radio right after you hear the song that sampled it, ahem Kid Cudi, but the industry today is reminiscent of that one clique in high school. That one clique that got all the shine. Come hell or highwater you knew who the class president was going to be, who started the trends, who changed the trends, who set the rules that everybody who wanted to be down followed. Carbon copy individuality. Safe and socially acceptable exploration of the creative self. You wanna hit record? Add a lil auto-tune, make up a dance to go with it. You want to bring sexy back? Cut off your hair and wear ripped up clothes. Even non-urban music seems to have hit a slump, though nowadays r&b and hip hop are the main musical consumption of the masses. To be honest MTV lost me a loooong time ago during the Mandy Moore, N’Sync, O Town foolishness. I remember the golden age though when MTV was the spot for ear candy of all genres.
Lil Wayne is aight with me but about his much publicized and debated boasts of being the best rapper alive? For real? Really? Out of every MC in the game, the game of MUSIC in the larger sense, you’re making the best music. You’re the most lyrically astute, for real? Maybe he just has the highest popularity quotient, at the moment and, because of said popularity now every one that happens to run with dude is touted as being the next big thing, ahem Nicki Minaj. I remember a time when Lil Jon was everywhere, making joints with everybody, bringing out artists left and right and then…….
Beyonce, the hottest chick in the game. Really? Really like this game isn’t big enough for us to have at least a couple of vocally gifted, jiggling songbirds to choose from. Like there is only one throne in the vast kingdom of musicland and she is the only certifiable female around to sit on it’s golden cushion? Oh and the girl groups, what happened yo!!!!!!! I was watching old Xscape vids on youtube the other day and I would piss my pants if some chicks hit us with some harmonies like this right here
In a nutshell what I’m getting at here is today popularity is confused with achieving artistic omnipotence. MUSIC is and should be represented as larger than a handful of artists who happen to dominate the air and radio waves and thier cheap perpetually one step below clones. Overkill is the name of the game and variety is a sorely missed asset folks. Armand Van Helden said it best when he answered the question what is your most missed memory. When art not money ruled.
Filed under: Life....I wonder..., Media Manipulation | Tags: BET, fourfour blog, jocelyn wildenstein, Life I wonder, Music Video, plastic surgery, TI, Tiny, Tiny and Toya, xscape
Now I don’t know if this breaks the rules and regulations of blogger ettiquette, but then again I don’t really care. While surfing the web for something other than what every other entertainment blog did a post on today, I came across this lovely ode to the one, the only, Tiny!!!!!! I do my best not to talk about folk, but damn if this ain’t funny…….
“she looks like something that would be growing off Mariah Carey….” it’s so wrong, but it’s so right
On a more serious note, Tiny was a cutie back in Xscape, I wanna say that she had some type of plastic surgery done, but I can’t call it for sure. All I know is she was beautiful back in the day and now everybody cracks hard on her. Plastic surgery is evil, it’ll have you lookin like Jocelyn Wiledenstein and that’s never cute. You better appreciate what you were given and work with what you got. Now if you were born with a severe facial abnormality, had a flesh eating bacteria that massacred half your face, or were involved in a disfiguring accident that’s another story. Oh well people are gonna do what they wanna do, so for now just reminisce with me……….